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Cheap Air Travel - What Are Your Favorite Methods To Buy Discount Air Tickets? Basically, how do you travel cheap (relatively speaking) without compromising on the 'luxuries'? Interested in knowing your thoughts.
Anyone familiar with "Air couriers" as a discount travel method? This organization advertises couriers but the prices they've bragged about were mostly above orbitz. I wish to travel from Knoxville, Nashville, or Atlanta to San Diego on a particular day - could this serve this purpose?
Air travel discounts for minors? Do they exist? I'm flying my grandson home to Seattle from Dallas in June. Will fly back by myself early July. To get all one-ways is about the same difference as 1 round and 1 one-way. When I put in a minor at travelosity or expedia the child ticket is always the same as the adult. Why bother having the child check off if there all tickets are the same.
What are the best days to book air travel? I heard the airlines offer discounts for travel on certain days.? I also heard that there are certain days that the airlines reduce their prices.
which is the best discount travel agency in Manila to get the best discount airfare from Manila to U.S.? When Immigration processes my fiancees application she will be comeing from the Philippines to the U.S. She will be departing from Manila. We need to know where she can get the least expensive Air Fare. Which Discount Travel Agency to use or which "Bucket Shop" to use.
is trade discount is excempted from service tax in india for air travel agents? payment of service tax for air travel agent is made on commission basis. under notification 22/97 is include excemption for trade discount
Air Fare Discount to go to Funerals? Does anyone know if theres a special discount when you travel as an emergency for a funeral? how do you get it? my fiance and I live in Germany, would it still apply to us, hes american but im not (salvadorean) could it apply to me, or it only applies to americans,please any info would be appreciated! I live in Badem, 1 hour away from Frankfurt
Air Fare Discount for funerals? Does anyone know if theres a special discount when you travel as an emergency for a funeral? how do you get it? my fiance and I live in Germany, would it still apply to us, hes american but im not (salvadorean) could it apply to me, or it only applies to americans,please any info would be appreciated! How much is the discount?
Can You Believe This Cheap Mexican airlines are taking Mexican right to our border for illegal immigration? MEXICALI, Mexico - Among travelers, it's jokingly known as Aeromigrante - Migrant Air. New discount airlines in Mexico are doing a brisk business shuttling migrants to the U.S. border, turning what was once a days-long trek into an easy hop for legions of workers, both legal and illegal. "It's much more comfortable than the bus and about the same price," said Leopoldo Torres, 37, of Mexico City, as he stretched his legs aboard Volaris Flight 190 to the border city of He and a traveling companion, Julio Menéndez, paid $118 each for the three-hour flight. They planned to cross into the United States illegally through the California desert. Such migrants have become bread-and-butter customers for airlines Volaris, Avolar, Alma, Viva Aerobus, Interjet and Click, all of which have started up in the past two years. Older carriers such as Aero California and Aviacsa have cut their own prices to compete. "The most productive routes we have are cities where you have those passengers who are traveling with the idea of the American Dream," said Luis Ceceña, a spokesman for Avolar. About 70 percent of Avolar's passengers are migrants, he said. For some airlines like Avolar, the emphasis on migrant travel was a conscious decision, with company officials structuring their routes and fares around migrants' needs, he said. For others, it was simply a side effect of low prices, which have opened up air travel to millions of poorer Mexicans. The airlines say they treat migrants like any other passengers. The Mexican government has promised to try to slow emigration by creating jobs in Mexico. But by law, Mexican authorities and companies cannot impede the free travel of their fellow citizens, even if they suspect they are going to cross the U.S. border illegally. Heading for the desert Travelers planning to cross illegally are easy to spot. At the Hermosillo airport, a major crossroads for migrants headed to the Arizona desert, they are the men traveling in groups of three and four, wearing new sneakers or hiking boots and carrying nothing but backpacks. "Altar! Naco! Nogales!" taxi dispatcher Javier Montaño shouted outside the airport as he directed travelers to vans headed to the main staging grounds for illegal border crossers. Because of the increased traffic, Mexican immigration agents now check the IDs of all arriving passengers, even on domestic flights, to try to catch Central American migrants headed to the border. In Hermosillo, federal police conduct spot checks on the vans before they leave the airport. "By law, we can't stop the Mexican (migrants)," police Officer Carlos Zequera Arias said. "But the Central Americans are starting to get on these flights, too." Falling prices Until the flood of discount airlines began in 2005, air travel in Mexico was too expensive for most poor Mexicans. A one-way flight from central Mexico to Tijuana ran $300 or more on the country's two flag carriers, Aeromexico and Mexicana. For most migrants, getting to the border meant days of travel on long-distance buses - or for the very poor, a harrowing and illegal ride on Mexico's railways while clinging to a freight car. The discount airlines cut costs by copying the business model of U.S. carrier Southwest Airlines. They fly out of smaller airports, make several stops on the same trip, bypass travel-agent fees by selling directly to customers, and concentrate on a few high-volume routes instead of a hub-and-spoke system. Typical fares to Tijuana from Toluca, just east of Mexico City, are now around $150 on the discount airlines. That has opened up air travel to millions of new customers, said José Calderoni, marketing director for Volaris. About one-third of the airline's passengers have never flown before, he said. Overall, the number of Mexicans flying has jumped 36 percent since 2004. About 13.4 million people took domestic flights from January to June, according to Mexico's Institute of Statistics, Geography and Information Processing. The discount airlines have been adding planes and routes at a breakneck pace. Avolar has grown from one jetliner and three destinations to nine with 16 destinations. Viva Aerobus has 21 destinations and plans to double its fleet to 10 jets from five. Interjet has nine planes and says it will order 20 more. Alma has 15 regional jets and 25 destinations, Volaris has 12 planes and 17 destinations, while Click has 26 destinations with 18 planes and six on order. Read further details @ http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1012migrantair1012.html
Where can I find promotional codes for U.S. airlines that will offer discounts on air fares? I will be traveling within the U.S. and would like to find some promotional codes that will give me discounts on air fare.
I need air travel advice.? In early Oct. I'll be needing to fly from Tucson, AZ to El Paso, Tx and want to know of any discounts, or suggestions. What's the absolute best and economical (not too risky, though, will be traveling with two children 7& 12) way to go? Southwest seems cheapest, but are there other ways I can get discounts? Thanks! One more thing: I for sure want the kind of tickets that I am guaranteed seats, not the kind where there "may not be any available seating"
Can you help me with airline discount codes? I will be traveling by air at the end of January with my 2.5 year old child from Texas to Arizona, and am looking for some discounted flights. I looked online at the discount websites, but the lowest price I could find is about $430.00. Does anyone know any promotions codes to help discount a ticket? Ive tried Southwest Airlines, their lowest fare was over $600 Ive tried Kayak also, lowest was about $430 I am looking for any discount promotion code that airlines offer to help reduce the fare
I am from South Carolina? I heard on the radio of a travel website to get discount air travel for $300.00 a year. I forgot the website. I think it starts off like this, Carolina traveler or something like that. Can someone please tell me the correct website. Thanks
Is travel to Europe in late February worth it? I'm looking to utilize some air miles I have earned and noticed that if I travel to Europe in late February I can get a discount. I would be traveling to London, Dublin, and Amsterdam. I'll be able to save 30-40% of my miles if I do the trip within that time frame, which would allow enough miles for another trip in the future -- but at the same I don't want to make the trip if the weather is terrible and makes it less enjoyable to do activites while out there. Thanks in advance!
getting cheap domestic and international air fare? what are the best ways to get cheap air fares .is website a good option or local travel agents? can you recommend me some good search sites apart from kayak and sidestep. If you know of some good travel agent offering discounted price please let me know.Thx in advance.
What forms of employment give more opportunities for TRAVEL? I know one way is to work for fedex loading boxes. (Flight discounts.) Another way is to join the air force. (Fly free.) Are there other ways which I haven't mentioned? What are good jobs to get into that can help an individual receive the opportunity to travel?
How can I travel around Europe inexpensively? I am starting out in Amsterdam and then trying to make my way down to the Mediterranean coast (Spain, France, Italy, or the Greek isles...anywhere warm, relaxing, and not too touristy--I'm open to suggestions BTW) so I'm wondering what the cheapest way to travel is. Eurail, discount airlines (Ryan Air, EasyJet, Sterling, etc), renting a car...? My budget is around $250 (USD) per person, round trip (about 160 Euro). Any suggestions, experiences, or tips would be appreciated. $250 = my transportation budget, not my complete budget.
Can anyone give me the link to some websites where I can find cheap Air Fare to Asia from Toronto, Canada? I am looking for some wholesalers or other travel agencys that have discounted airfares... Thank You
Do I have to use an approved car/booster seat on Alaska Airlines? I am booked on a flight on Alaska Airlines next year with my 1.5 year old. He is flying on a full fare adult ticket not a discounted infant fare (usually 1/2 price). Both our tickets are points tickets (Perth through to Vancouver on Qantas then Alaska AL). Qantas does not require a booster seat for children in their own seat, even if they are under 2 (ie. infants) so I was not planning on bringing a car seat as I am travelling alone and will have enough to carry as it is. I read on the Alaska AL website that "children travelling on 50% infant ticket seats must use a booster/car seat approved for car and air travel". I'm wondering, given that my son will be travelling on a full fare adult ticket whether he needs the booster seat? What will they do if I don't have one, not let us on the flight? Or, shall I just lie and say he's 2 - or just board the flight with him in his own seat w/out booster and they will assume is is two and not longer an infant and therefore no booster required.
Discounted air tickets.....Air Courier??? I am Planning to travel from US to Europe in 2 months. I will not have much baggage n my dates r flexible.....have read that ..if I act as a courier...can get up to 85% discount...most articles i searched on the net were old..before 2005...Is it still prevalent in 2007? If yes where do i find them?
where should i travel for spring vacation? I know its early... but i wanted to know where a friend and i should go so we can have a good time... we dont drink so that is not an issue... he have money... not like millionaires... but we have money and we get to stay in hotels practically free b/c her dad works for the Hiltons and he gets discounts. We live in the SF, California area. Also we wanted to stay in the states! thank you and about how much money should we save and take on the trip air plane tickets, ect.
How much should I expect to pay for a flight to Germany in August? Air Canada says around $1782.48 CDN, I say that is too much. Do you think there is any way I can find cheaper tickets? Can I get a discount if I travel in a group? Calgary to Hamburg.
mumbai-london-dubai-mumbai cheap discounted air ticket? planning trip, can someone suggest economic travel plan
How do I confirm it is the proper authority to register for Green Card free lottery? What should I do now? I received following e-mail fm support@greencardsupport.org : "Please Do Not REPLY to this E-mail Get $ 17 discount on your American Green Card registration ! This is a limited time offer of one week ! Do not miss the opportunity and APPLY NOW. If you do not have Credit Card you may pay by other option such as Wire Transfer, Travelers check,Cash,Western Union,Pay Pal, CashU etc. For any question you may have, please Contact US on line or send an e-mail to support5@usagc.org or call 001-403-668-6290." Can I trust above e-mail? After Aug 24 ,2007 I have been sent e-mail by the same sender at least 4 times. Each time asking me to pay registration fee by any of the afore mentioned options within a time limit. Worth mentioning here that initially I was given an impression this lottery is free and the winner will get free air ticket to travel to the USA.
Travel from Mumbai to Goa? I'm going to be in India in June and my international flight will reach Mumbai around midnight. I need to go to Goa and would prefer to travel by air. I am informed that only Indian Airlines has an early morn(5.20 a.m) flight on a Sunday(I'm reaching on a Sunday). We are 4 passengers and I was wondering if we could book our tickets by cash once we reach Mumbai. Also need to know if there are any special discounted fares. thanks.
where to get cheaper airticket from Toronto Canada to Orlando, FL? any website or discount air carrier from Toronto to Florida? Planning to travel end of December(Leaving Dec.26, coming back January 8th). Thanks.
Does Anyone Know Any West Jet / Air Canada Coupon Codes I can use? I am booking a round trip from Vancouver to Toronto Departing April 26 and Returning May 3. I am just curious if anyone has had any luck looking for or finding coupon/promo codes which i could use to book this flight with West Jet or Air Canada. I have looked long and thoroughly through all of the coupon sites but they are mainly just advertising West Jet or Air Canada so I have not been able to come across any, (maybe some of you did :D?) also I dont know if there are any conventions or whatever which offer discount flights to during my travel dates ... (it isnt illegal if I was to use a coupon code from a business convention to get a discounted flight for those dates and then not even attend the convention is it ???? :S? ) Well thanks greatly in advance and I pray that someone is able to scrounge some up and offer them to me for use, wow it would be a wish come true :) Thanks again, ~Jon Johnson
One way to Sydney from San Francisco? Looking for cheap air travel from San Francisco to Sydney one way. Are there any good sites or perhaps a discount program I haven't thought of? Unfortunately, I'm not a student, just am starving... :/
Air Fare for Funerals? Does anyone know if theres a special discount when you travel as an emergency for a funeral? how do you get it? my fiance and I live in Germany, would it still apply to us, hes american but im not (salvadorean) could it apply to me, or it only applies to americans,please any info would be appreciated!
Cheap Air and Hotel Rates? I'm planning a trip to Honolulu, HI, for early to mid- January. It's been difficult for me because I have no previous traveling experience (i.e., never flown, never covered such a long distance! *I live in NJ*). All of my search results online have been similar, plus I don't have anything in the way of student discount or frequent flier mile privileges. Does anyone have any helpful references, information, or experiences they can share with me? All suggestions are appreciated.
Travel to Israel? Are there any discount airlines from NY to Israel? Looking for the most economical air transportation. Can anyone also recommend a tour group to travel around with in Israel?
Anyone work for US Air? I'm thinking about working part time in customer service because I travel very frequently and could use the employee benefits. Does anyone know what kind of flight discounts new part timers get? Thanks!
Where can I find things to do in Charleston, SC? My hubby & I are planning a trip,14th wedding anni. in Sept. We want to do something new on this trip as well as some good places to find some discounts. This is out 3rd trip, traveling with no kids. We will be arriving at lunch time on a Fri. Doing a ghost tour Fri pm. On previous trips Folly Beach (this is the only beach we have been too) & Crab Shack. We have eaten at California Dreaming (which we loved) & Bubba Gump Shrimp (we loved this too) & toured the two streets where the open air market is. We have been to the Yorktown. We are planning Sun am getting up really early & going to see the sunrise on the shore. I have been on several websites & they all tell me the same info. I want insider information. Any ideas for meals, things to do or another beach if there is one that is nicer. We are staying at the Marriott. I have already done the websites, sorry but I need insiders information. Please do not send me to websites, unless it is something that is hard to find or has something new to offer that is not being shown on common sites. Thanks....
Discount airfares?? I've already looked into Orbitz, CheapTickest, Travelzoo and Southwest...no luck! too expensive. I'm planning to travel on the lastweek of September...please let me know if theres another way to get air fares on a cheaper price
Are you looking for CHEAP Airline tickets??? Ok...here's the deal. Everyone seems to ask the same question 10,000 times...so here is the answer. You can start with the travel websites to compare and see what the airlines are offering. ALWAYS go directly to the airlines website to compare. Usually you can find better deals and avoid booking fee's. Also you will have a better choice of schedules and connections as well as non-stop flights. BEWARE of websites that advertise cheap or discounted fares. These are potential traps. These websites have restrictions on their tickets above what the airlines are. They are not changable for any reason and if there is a problem the airline will not touch them. Air travel is cheaper than ever and barely pays the cost to fuel the plane in the gate. So...quit asking where to find it and go look yourself. Find the airports website to see what airlines service the city you are departing from. Not all airlines use these travel sites like Southwest and Jet Blue for example. Ive used Kayak, Booking Buddy and other aggreigate sites and I still find better deals on the airlines website. Start with Orbitz, its owned by the airlines. Then go to the airlines website. Vacation packages can also be purchased through the airlines themselves as well and sometimes are cheaper and have better options. You have more flexibility booking with the airline itself should something come up and you need to change your flights for any reason. Pay attention to booking fee's if you use a travel site. Some rip you off!! You will NEVER pay these fees on any airlines site. Most are charging ticketing charges for calling reservations to book/pay or if you go to the ticket counter as well. If you are travel or computer illeterate and would like some help finding fares or flights, send me an e-mail and ill see what i can find. Include the cities, dates and a budget you are trying to stay in. I'll see what i can find and send you in the right direction. Sometimes Southwest is cheaper, but you have to act early to get their super cheap fares. Most times I find better deals on the major airlines. Book 30 days in advanced to have the best option for the discounted fares. The closer to departure time the more expensive the fare will be. If the flights fill up, expect to pay closer to a full fare. There are discounted First Class Fares that are sometimes cheaper or not much more than coach, so keep that in mind when looking especially if you are last minute shopping. And...CHEAP can come at a cost when it comes to the restrictions on these travel sites and be more hassle than its worth. There really isnt anything secret about fares. There are several offered, once the cheaper ones sell out...they go to the next fare level...its pretty simple. So...book early to have access to these fares. When booking, always choose non-stop, the fare difference usually isnt that much. It prevents any delays along the way or risk losing or delay or baggage. Saving $50 for a connection isnt worth it in the long run. You lose half a day in travel and then you'll spend more money because you will be buying food or shopping, well most of us do anyway. Try not to mix and match airlines especially if you check baggage, thats where it falls through the cracks. NEVER book Southwest and another airline to connect. They do not have ticketing or baggage agreements with any airline and if one flight is delayed, you are on your own for a back up. The fare sales will normally be out of high tourist cities and hubs like Atlanta, Dallas, Denver, Cincinatti etc. Smaller cities that are the spokes dont go on sale. Know what airports are around your or within a driving radius. Check them as well. IF the cost of gas will supplement the difference in fares, consider those options as well. Also, know what airports are close to you incase there is a delay and you can be rerouted as a back up to get you to your destination or back home. For example San Francisco is co-terminals with Oakland and San Jose. Flying in and out of Toronto, you can save $100 in International fee's on top of the fare difference by flying out of Buffalo or making the treck to Detroit. Just weigh the cost of fuel vs the difference in fare cost. I stress going to the airports website to see who services that airport. Again, several low cost carriers do not participate in these travel sites b/c their fares are discounted enough, or so they think. And finally, no matter what website you use ALWAYS READ THE FARE RULES so you know what you are agreeing to before you pay for it. Yelling at the ticket agent, "I wasnt told that!" does you no good when its in writing, you just chose not to read it. Yes an airline can charge you for an extra seat if you obviously take up the size of more than one seat. Not all of them are strict about enforcing it because its a sticky situation. Southwest does however enforce this rule to the letter of their rules. Lost baggage...the airline has 7 days before you are entitled to any compensation. After 24 hrs, you can get $25 a day for necessities...not a full wardrobe. Wheels and handles are not covered as damaged items if they break off and yes your bag will get dirty or wet if its raining. Lock your bags and place a copy of your itinerary inside with all contact info including phone numbers and addresses. Check out the airlines contract of carriage if you feel you got bad service.
I WOULD LIKE TO ADVERTISE MY TRAVELS ON YAHOO. SO PLEASE GUIDE ME the name of my travels is rodricks travels? We rent all types of cars indian as well as imported, we also do the do arrangement for resorts and air ticking idemostic and international, on sorts booking 50% discount from maket rates ( i even want to know if i can put some pictures of resorts and car in my advertisment)
i'm planning on travelling to bangkok and then to malaysia...? any idea where i can find some good deals? planning to travel bangalore (india)-bangkok-malaysia-bangkok-bangalore .... or chennai (india)-bangkok-malaysia-bangkok-chennai... where can i find any sort of package or discount (preferably thai air)? it needs to be flexible though because my dates aren't finalised yet... i've tried sites like makemytrip.com, guess im just not very good at this! some help would be great! thanks :) any idea where i can find some good deals? planning to travel bangalore (india)-bangkok-malaysia-bangk... .... or chennai (india)-bangkok-malaysia-bangk... where can i find any sort of package or discount (preferably thai air)? it needs to be flexible though because my dates aren't finalised yet... i've tried sites like makemytrip.com, guess im just not very good at this! some help would be great! thanks :) .... and btw this is a BUSINESS TRIP, so lol i aint planning on sight seeing, n have already seen both singapore and phillipines, n yes i agree they r both wonderful countries
Travel From Manila to Melbourne? i looking for cheap air fares between manila and melbourne, australia next month. i often see advertisments in the local papers for discounted fligths but didnt see any in the last few days. tickets only. i would like some contacts numbers of agencies if possible.
Last last minute deals on air fare? My wife and I would like to travel somewhere this weekend. She gets off of work today at 5pm and we are willing to go to the airport, with our bags packed and fly pretty much anywhere. I remember a long time ago, different flights would DEEPLY discount their tickets if you were there like an hour before take off. Do they still do that? Can anyone recommend how I could go about getting the cheapest flight prices for this weekend? way! they use to be called X-fares and they were primarily used by college kids and transient types that could fly at the drop of the hat. my buddy flew somewhere for $99 when the ticket was orginially $400. sure, he had to wear a flight attendant uniform or something, but who cares.
I am traveling to Atlanta Georgia in June of 2006? Would it be cheaper to fly or take the Amtrak to Atlantia Georgia? Where can I find deals or discounts for air transportation or Amtrak to Atlanta Georgia?
Cheap trip from Neb to England in July? Looking for deals on rail & air; we're in our mid-20s and not students Hey there! I'm an intrepid traveler who's looking to bring my boyfriend to England this summer (we're especially considering Joust, a big medieval festival in Gloustershire, if anyone knows anything about that). Of course, prices are murderous during July because it's high tourist season - but there's got to be some way around that or nobody would be traveling to the UK at all, right? I'm especially appalled by how much Britrail has gone up in price, and since that's my preferred way of getting around the UK, I'm kinda freaked about how I'm gonna make this work, if at all. He's 25, by the bye, and would still qualify for the youth discount, but I'm ancient at 26, apparently...Help? I was hoping to get the 8-day pass but as it's virtually double the price of the 4-day (I know, big surprise), that's not looking even remotely possible. Suggestions from other cheapskates, please!!! Elisabeth
want to book air ticket on line? i have to travel monthly to Mumbai , can some one suggest me some sites where i can book ticket online with lowest or discounted airfares.
Which London airports Ryanair and EasyJet fly out of? Can you easily transfer between Heathrow and Gattwick? My wife and I would like to travel to Italy or France, but to reduce travel costs. I think it may be cheaper to fly from the west coast of the United States to London, and then fly on Easy Jet or Ryan Air. Most transoceanic flights go into Heathrow. But, I don't think that the discount carriers use that hub. Thanks for your help. Pauly
benefits of being in the military- so we can share them with everyone! (niecee? and others)? I'm in the Air Force and I love it! It seems that niecee and others who answered her question don't understand us and our jobs. Retire by age 37 free medical for you AND your family free dental for you AND your family money for college oportunites to get money for spouce's college paid vacation life insurace of $400,000 (AF) travel (and get money to pay for the moving) get money for clothing(personal) and uniforms get money for rent (housing) get money for food get money when you are away from family get money for a hazordous deployment be part of a tight team shopping discounts (military discount at the mall, etc) shop tax free (BX, comesary) career oportunity out of the military (like being a civilan doc or air traffic controler. and make a 6 figure income) career oportuniy (in the military) doing a job not found in the civilian work field (pilot of a fighter jet, load/ make bombs missiles, etc) retire after only 20 years of work What else is there
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Airline re-scheduled/canceled flight, anything I can do? I was scheduled to make a flight with US Airways leaving at 5:45 AM, making a 40-minute layover, and arriving at my destination at 1:19 PM. I've had these reservations since 2/20. I was just called yesterday by the travel agency letting me know that US Air changed their schedule, making it impossible for me to make my connecting flight. They told me I could either cancel for a refund or change to a flight that left at 12:25 AM and still got there at the same time, with a 4-hour layover somewhere else. Those are TERRIBLE times for us, especially since we live 3-1/2 hours from the airport and I don't do well without sleep. When I looked into getting a refund and re-booking with another airline, the tickets have now DOUBLED. We can't change or cancel our reservations as we are staying at a resort. Do I have any options here? If I contact US Airways, is there any chance they'd give me an upgrade or discount on a future flight or anything else I can do? Also, the flight isn't leaving until June so there's no way it was canceled due to weather and the cost was $940 (2 tickets); now the going rate for 2 tickets is over $1800.
Joke: The Farting guide? The art of farting is practiced by many, perfected by few. Perfecting the art of farting is a somewhat long, difficult but rewarding road to travel down. It is the symphony of foods and body function that causes this reaction we all long to occur. This guide teaches you the methods and mind set used by some of the worlds leading fartology organizations. 1. Your mood will play a major role in farting. Having an "I can't do it!" frame of mind will not accomplish anything. When it comes down to those final moments when its release or hold time, you just have to repeat again and again, "Just let it happen... its ok..." 2. Diet is another heavy influencer. If you're a grazer (or vegetarian as they preferred to be called) you're partly on your way. If you're older and are using shit assistance substances such as prune juice, you too have a good start. The real winners are your average North American men. Statistically Sunday is prime time nation wide for fart releases. Not only fart releases, but the cream of the crop, wake up the neighbours farts. Why is this? Have a look at the diet of a typical American male aged between 20 and 30 watching football on TV... Peanuts, chips, beer, can someone say, fart city? Its about evaluating your diet, removing the foods that don't assist farting, and focusing on the ones that do. 3. Important, yet largely unexplored scientifically is the fart event position and location. These two variables can make or break a fart taking it from a stellar world class event, down to an unmentionable discouragement. Try telling a world class pianist that they must perform standing, or telling a tuba player he must lay down during their performance. Farting is no different, it requires positioning that best maximizes the bodies ability to expel gas. Location of the fart event sets the scene and adds emotions such as amusement (elevator farts), excitement (bus farts) and challenge (church farts). Lets travel forth and delve into the world of position and location... Leg Lift "Elevator" Position Standing upright with a slight curve to the back, lift either leg (almost like doing the jig, except with your leg off to the side - never to the front) and allow the fart event to occur. This one is by far the most popular. Ranked best position for elevator farts for its ability to expel farts quickly and accurately between floors. The signature of a leg lifter in an elevator is the smile of glee on their face as they exit, as you unknowingly enter. Pros: Amusement of only being able to guess how many floors the unknowing new occupants must endure. High buildings that you will most likely not visit again are a bonus. Cons: After a successful execution of the fart, you leave the elevator and the unknowing others enter, which is fine. However, you realize you are on the wrong floor and must re-enter the same elevator. Truly a bad call. "Imperial" Throne Position Just a reminder that your mind associates this position with a lack of bodily control. This one involves sitting, squatting or bending down into a huddled position. Some of the worlds most fermented and catastrophic farts were achieved using this very position. Think of it as a game of leap frog, but without the leaping (or at least voluntarily). Pros: Incredible leverage, captures the true potential of the fart. Cons: Similar to when taking a shit, which could confuse mind and cause "dyer" consequences. This one in the car in a new suit on route to a job interview is not recommended. Wal-Mart Fart Position There have been so many reports of this position and its success of creating "brown air" that have won it accolades world wide. Shop as you normally would at Wal-Mart. Locate a desired purchase (at least the weight of say, a clothes detergent box) at the bottom shelf in an unoccupied isle. As you are lifting the heavy load in a squatting position, let the magic happen. You will be pleasantly surprised. At first you may point out the similarities to the throne position, but you will be in awe by what the additional weight load achieves. Weight lifters doing squats after a heavy meal know how well weight can affect fartage potency and volume. Pros: Due to the narrow, almost encapsulating design of the isles, farts can remain lingering for hours after initial production. Many more people can enjoy their shopping due to your efforts versus the leg lift position. Cons: Eager and usually frantic discount shoppers change isles with a furor only matched by 9am shoppers at a department store boxing day blow out sale. This can result in a by standard surprise attack and the very terrible mission abort consequence. Power Arching Lean your hands onto a counter top or table (or if available, hang onto your towel rack) while arching your back. If this is difficult for you to visualize, think back to your last visit to the car repair shop. Similar to the "ass pounding" position you take when getting the quote to have your car's transmission replaced. Power arching is excellent for "customer service" counters at department stores; local Radio Shack stores when reaching over and examining an expensive and ridiculous keychain that has a flashlight, time telling in 12 languages, compass and calculator all in one; a supermarket you do not usually visit. Pros: The arching of the back allows your power conduit to be fully utilized. Less conspicuous than the Throne Position. Cons: A warning to people with small houses or apartments: power arching in the small confines of a room in your house has been known to cause carpet, wall and even ceiling damage. Even more so, lasting damage to newly blossoming relationships with girlfriends and not so blossoming marriages. All positions and locations have their pros and cons, it is the duty of an aspiring fart master to leverage the situations and environments available to him or her. With a bit of thoughtful planning you can start off the day with some power arching in the library; do a bit of leg lifting at the food court for lunch; and wind up the day with an all out assault on your senses with a satisfying throne position fart in the car on the way home. Remember, its all about position, location and a "can-do" attitude! hahaha, smila. are you tired of your life, coz shes gonna slap yer
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